Phyllis Diller! Gals who wear old cheap wigs like a hat. Yep, that's my jam.

Triggers: DillerStyle, Voluminous wig,

Strength weight: 0.6-1

Lower strengths help with just getting the "style", higher weights if you Phyllis to show up. I know you're out there weirdo!

If it helps, here's an autopsy of the caption texts for guidance.