Paracosmos
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For some reason Betty has a black cat that follows her everywhere. The cat has been observing the whole situation and now it has been staring at me as if the animal were judging me. [“Your answers affect your level of intimacy with other people. You were an unsociable nerd otaku in your previous life with weak social skills. You prefer to continue roleplaying and larping instead of getting laid. You are a fake undead Overlord and you are not going to lose your virginity ever.”] The cat has started to meow at me as if it were talking. It seems like the cat is talking to me in a tone that I don't like at all. What an insolent cat! Go away cat! [“That you can't understand catspeak reaffirm my belief that you are a false lord of the undead.”] GO AWAY CAT! “HISSSSSSSS”. The cat is hissing at me very angry. I think I'm leaving now... You have won this round, cat!
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