(Teletext game screen:1.5) with vibrant borders, featuring the text “(Call 1-800-Final Fantasy:1.4)” in a bold pixelated font. Below, the playful message reads “(WHERE ARE THE CHEETOES:1.3)” alongside a pixelated (red mage:1.2) character reminiscent of 8-bit D&D. Include a pixelated (Mountain Dew bottle:1.2) on the side. The entire theme should evoke an (80s and 90s retro pixel style:1.5) with a dark background, using various bright colors and informative numbers and instructions to enhance the nostalgic feel
